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Old Apr 24th, 06, 08:21 PM
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Did you ever stop and wonder...

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass."

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!)

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

....Stop singing and read on...

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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Old Apr 24th, 06, 10:08 PM
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damn twinkle twinkle and abc's has the same tune
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Old Apr 24th, 06, 10:11 PM
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damn twinkle twinkle and abc's has the same tune
bet ya had to sing it to find out...LMAOROFL
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Old Apr 24th, 06, 11:57 PM
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Yes, actually I have wonderd most of those things. Gives me something to think about when I'm cooking all damned day long.
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Old Apr 24th, 06, 11:58 PM
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Yes, actually I have wonderd most of those things. Gives me something to think about when I'm cooking all damned day long.
What would you cook for me....What is your specialty?
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 12:05 AM
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Wings, and burgers.
haven't had any complaints about anything I've cooked in the last 3 years.
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 12:06 AM
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Wings, and burgers.
haven't had any complaints about anything I've cooked in the last 3 years.
I THINK I'M IN HEAVEN....Mike don't cook.....Mike, take lessons from MC
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 12:11 AM
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I hardly ever cook at home.
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 12:13 AM
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I hardly ever cook at home.
Never mind Mike....
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 12:21 AM
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lmao
I call my wings "shep's double burner wings"
Not only to the burn your mouth, well, you can figure out the rest. LOL
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 12:22 AM
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ROFLMFAO.....
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 12:25 AM
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Sorry. LOL
Do you like onions and garlic?
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 12:26 AM
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Sorry. LOL
Do you like onions and garlic?
Not just yes, but hell yes.....
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 12:32 AM
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ok, picture this
1lb ground beef
1/4 finely minced red onion
3 cloves finely minced garlic
4 heaping tbsp. montreal steak seasoning (or your favorite seasoned salt)
6-12 shots Frank's red hot
6-12 shots Worschestershire sauce
Make into a patty and grill to desired doneness
Hot, juicy, beefy GOODNESS!! lol
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 12:34 AM
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Oh. that's sounds extemely awesome....you know your stuff...
Of course I got hung on the words..... Hot, juicy, beefy GOODNESS!!.....LMAO
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 12:41 AM
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LMAO MT
Try it sometime. My wife doesn't really like burgers that much. But she begs me to make mine.
Brings burgers to a whole new level.
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 12:48 AM
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I bet...when you make them that way...I can see why she can't resist....
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 12:57 AM
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She loves it when I cook.
I just hate doing it when I cooked on the boat all day.
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 12:59 AM
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She loves it when I cook.
I wouldn't know...I've NEVER gotten that luxury...You and Mike need to have a serious talk....LOL
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 01:00 AM
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dont make me close this thread. I cook on the grill, and on the grill only.

And only on the weekends while drinking!
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 01:02 AM
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dont make me close this thread. I cook on the grill, and on the grill only.

And only on the weekends while drinking!
I WANT MORE...MORE I TELL YOU...MuddinCoastie...I'm begging ya...please help me out here....
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Old Apr 25th, 06, 01:03 AM
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LMAO Mike.
I've been doing it for 10 years now, and I love doing it.
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