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| Horrible news! My life is over.
Found out that my wife is now 2-3 weeks pregnant.
Been trying for almost 7 years now. We're both really excited yet scared all at the same time. | | |  | Feb 23rd, 07, 04:58 PM | | Hi! STAFF Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Lower Arkansas
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| Congrats! Who is the daddy? 
Did you film the conception?
j\k Congrats man. | | |  | Feb 23rd, 07, 06:18 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: L.A. (Lower Alabama0
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Originally Posted by Mike How did this happen? Not to sure, but I've got some good swimmers. They started out all the way up at the tonsils! Quote:
Originally Posted by neverrideahonda Congrats! Who is the daddy? 
Did you film the conception?
j\k Congrats man. Not sure. Camera wasn't exactly focused at his face.  | | |  | Feb 23rd, 07, 06:58 PM | | Mudpuddlin' Darlin' STAFF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: AR
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|  Congrats to you both!
You're gonna be great parents. Let us know how each doctor's visit goes
What Makes a Dad - MuddinCoastie -
God took the strength of a mountain,
The majesty of a tree,
The warmth of a summer sun,
The calm of a quiet sea,
The generous soul of nature,
The comforting arm of night,
The wisdom of the ages,
The power of the eagle's flight,
The joy of a morning in spring,
The faith of a mustard seed,
The patience of eternity,
The depth of a family need,
Then God combined these qualities,
When there was nothing more to add,
He knew His masterpiece was complete,
And so,
He called it ... Dad | | |  | Feb 23rd, 07, 07:11 PM | | Almighty Supercook Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Key West
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| Thanks MT and will do.
The wife really likes the poem. | | |  | Feb 23rd, 07, 07:30 PM | | Mudpuddlin' Darlin' STAFF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: AR
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|  How about one for the mother-to-be.... ME MUDDER
When me prayers were early said,
who tucked me in me widdle bed
and spanked me butt 'til it was red?
.......Me Mudder!
And when the morning light did come
me little crib did dribble some
who wiped me tiny bum?
.......Me Mudder!
Who took me from my cozy cot
and put me on an ice cold pot
and made me pee if me could or not?
.......Me Mudder!
Who's hair so gently she would part
and press me tightly to her heart
and sometimes squeeze me 'til me fart?
.......Me Mudder!
And at night when the bed did squeak
and me raised me head to have a peek
who yelled at me to go to sleep?
.......Me Fadder!!!!! | | |  | Feb 23rd, 07, 07:47 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Royse City, Texas
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| Congrats Man. I am a father of 2 beautiful little girls. I would not trade it for anything in the world. It is a life changing experiance.. | | |  | Feb 23rd, 07, 08:39 PM | | Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Southeastern Kentucky
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| gotta go buy a little quad now.........get him/her off on the right foot..........let the training begin for the next generation of quad nuts begin!!!!!!!! | | |  | Feb 23rd, 07, 09:05 PM | | Beer Wagon Driver STAFF Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: DFW, Tx.
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Originally Posted by MuddinCoastie My life is over.
Found out that my wife is now 2-3 weeks pregnant.
Been trying for almost 7 years now. We're both really excited yet scared all at the same time. I'd be scared SHITLESS.
Congrats if that's what y'all wanted...keep havin em... y'all will make up for us not havin em!  | | |  | Feb 23rd, 07, 09:55 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Mobile, Al
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Originally Posted by Vinnysjus4fun And then she meet me, and well the rest is history! | | |  | Feb 23rd, 07, 10:05 PM | | Super Moderator STAFF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida
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| Thanks again everybody.
I want one, she wants two. I'm trying for a trade off of having 1.5. LOL | | |  | Feb 25th, 07, 12:44 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: L.A. (Lower Alabama0
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Originally Posted by MuddinCoastie Thanks again everybody.
I want one, she wants two. I'm trying for a trade off of having 1.5. LOL I just saw your avatar. I guess she got diamonds!!!You guys are gonna be great parents. Let me just say there will never be any more dull moments from here on out. | | |  | Feb 25th, 07, 09:53 PM | | Hi! STAFF Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Lower Arkansas
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| Make sure the first word out of the kid's mouth is "Polaris". If you can do that, everything will just take care of itself from there. | | |  | Feb 25th, 07, 10:15 PM | | Mudpuddlin' Darlin' STAFF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: AR
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Originally Posted by Mike Make sure the first word out of the kid's mouth is "Polaris". If you can do that, everything will just take care of itself from there.  goo goo gaa gaa POLARIS  | | |  | Feb 27th, 07, 08:45 PM | | Almighty Supercook Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Key West
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Originally Posted by Mike Make sure the first word out of the kid's mouth is "Polaris". If you can do that, everything will just take care of itself from there.  That would be great.
First sentence should be Miller lite is for women!  | | |  | Feb 27th, 07, 10:02 PM | | Beer Wagon Driver STAFF Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: DFW, Tx.
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| ROFL
goo goo gaga.... where the hell is my four wheeler???? | | |  | Feb 28th, 07, 08:50 PM | | Almighty Supercook Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Key West
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| goo goo gaa gaa, heya there Chuckles! LMAO | | |  | Feb 28th, 07, 11:11 PM | | Beer Wagon Driver STAFF Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: DFW, Tx.
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| ROFL... if yer kid is as big a cut-up as you... he'll be aight.
(just keep him away from me) ROFLMFAO | | |  | Mar 1st, 07, 03:26 PM | | Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: New York
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| congratulations MC. believe me, the hell your gonna go through in the next 9 months will all be worth it . theres no better feeling when you get home and the kid sees you and `and lights up like a christmas tree. im telling you it will make you melt. the thought of that is what keeps you alive | | |  | Mar 1st, 07, 09:05 PM | | Almighty Supercook Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Key West
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| The thought of my wife finally quittin her whinin about wantin a kid is what's keeping me alive right now! LOL | | |  | Mar 1st, 07, 09:12 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Mobile, Al
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| Say good-bye to eating in peace for a few years! Or going to a movie, or a bar, or sleeping thru the night. But it is worth it. My kids are great. | | |  | Oct 25th, 07, 10:12 PM | | Mudpuddlin' Darlin' STAFF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: AR
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| Hey MC.....are we gettin' close yet?  | | |  | Oct 26th, 07, 01:56 AM | | Beer Wagon Driver STAFF Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: DFW, Tx.
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Originally Posted by MuddinCoastie The thought of my wife finally quittin her whinin about wantin a kid is what's keeping me alive right now! LOL
ROFL!!!!
Yeah, she might quit whinin about wantin a kid....
Then she'll start whinin about wantin one of the opposite sex....
it never ends..  | | |  | Oct 26th, 07, 06:01 PM | | Almighty Supercook Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Key West
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| Yeah, about a week now. Every time my cell rings, I get nervous.
Yeah Chuckles, that's what I'm afraid of. I'm still dead set against a second one though. | | |  | Oct 26th, 07, 07:25 PM | | Mudpuddlin' Darlin' STAFF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: AR
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| How exciting MC...you will keep me posted won't you? | | |  | |