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Old Feb 27th, 06, 09:08 PM
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Here's a big THANK YOU to the U.S. Army Core of Engineers!

I was raised in a small town in South Texas that grew up around a lake (Lake Whitney, Tx.) built in the 1950s. When I was growing up you could walk/ride/drive around the lake with little (or no) obstructions at all. It was nothing to drive down to the edge of the lake, back up and throw out a line... turn on the radio and munch on a sandwich/have a beer. Some of the most fun I ever had was with friends late at night on the shore of the lake, cold pizza & beer.

I guess it was about 1994 I really started noticing that (adjective that I'll refrain from using here) brown pipe fence being installed around the C.O.E. parks. Since then that brown pipe railing has gone from "blocking access to service areas and restrooms" to BLOCKING EVERYTHING! I went "home" as I call it, yesterday for the day... I've never driven in Reverse so much in my life!!! (backing out of areas that used to be accessible) Every single place I used to go to have fun is now blocked off either in part or TOTALLY by those STUPID brown pipe rail fences.

One park (where my wife and I share some very fond memories(it was where I took her four-wheeling for the very first time)) is completely closed. When I asked a local C.O.E. park employee why the park was closed I was told "well, the park wasn't gettin enough traffic to justify puttin in a toll station... so they just closed it down altogether" I won't even tell you how I feel about that... those of you who know me...already know.

So, let's give an appropriate "Hi and Hello" to those experts in SCREWING UP our local lakes!

Thank you C.O.E. for helping provide abundant business for America's steel pipe industry, you've single-handedly made them RICH.

Thank you C.O.E. for helping provide abundant business for America's paint industry, you've made BROWN their biggest seller.

Thank you C.O.E. for taking away areas which have been used for decades by folks who just wanted to get away from the "hustle and bustle" of everyday city life to have a little peace and quiet.

Thank you C.O.E. for contributing to the decline in 4X4 vehicles (since there's no place to drive them anymore THANKS TO YOU)

And finally, (last but not least) THANK YOU C.O.E. for charging us to camp, swim, have a picnic, put our boat in the water, or use the bathroom.

From a former "lake kid" I say the C.O.E. SUCKS!!!

My grandfather hated you, my parents hated you, and now I hate you.... see a pattern?

Don't get me wrong, I know there must be a level of control to prevent vandalism/crime/violence..... but by erecting 9 million miles of that ignorant looking brown pipe rail fence... personally, I believe you're contributing to it rather than preventing it. (people no longer have a place to blow off steam in a non-destructive manner) I.M.O.

Chuck

P.S. I know it probably seems I'm extremely mad.... but I've had 24 hours to stew over this. I'm not mad, I'm heart-broken that the place where I grew up has been violated in such a way by a bunch of "Greedy Yuppies". (that's putting it nicely).
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Old Feb 27th, 06, 11:47 PM
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I feel your pain. Plenty of places back home where I grew up is now houses. Those places no longer even exist.
It sucks, but luckilly for me, I have the ability to move all over the place until I find the place that's perfect for me.
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Old Feb 28th, 06, 12:29 AM
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Talking

Yeah, I can see it now... Clay's asleep in his berthing compartment on the Coast Guard vessel. Just got through serving 50 guys dinner and is dreaming of the warm Florida coastline. Just then, the ship comes to a dead stop... when you finally reach the observation deck you find the captain had to slam on the brakes cause the Army Core of Engineers put up a brown pipe rail fence across the channel and a floating brick guard shack where a lil ole lady is charging $2 per head for admission.

LOL sorry, it's late and my imagination is runnin wild...
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Old Feb 28th, 06, 12:31 AM
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lmao
It's ok, I understand.
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Old Feb 28th, 06, 10:36 PM
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Damn, I jus thought of a new business venture. Get the boat, some pipe, and a welder, we are blocking off the gulf of Mexico!
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Old Feb 28th, 06, 10:58 PM
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Now that's a good idea right there.
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Old Feb 28th, 06, 11:12 PM
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LOL, lets run a path of goofy lookin brown pipe rail fence (two rows 20 ft. apart) from here to Cuba... it'll be our own little "driveway" we can use to smuggle in cigars... LOL

The coast guard couldn't touch us!!!
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Old Feb 28th, 06, 11:17 PM
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LMAO
Ummm, get me a box will ya?
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Old Feb 28th, 06, 11:19 PM
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I was thinking more along he lines of an underwater toll bridge for the illegals who are going to get here anyway.

May as well profit from it somehow.
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Old Feb 28th, 06, 11:23 PM
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It would be even better if it was a dead end. LOL
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Old Feb 28th, 06, 11:44 PM
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ROFLMAO... thats funny right there... (have the sign in different languages)

Two guards down there 24-7 with spear guns guarding the service gate...LOL
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Old Feb 28th, 06, 11:52 PM
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No gate, just a dead end. A sign on the wall that says "If you're reading this, you're a DUMBASS!!!"
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Old Mar 1st, 06, 02:39 AM
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No gate, just a dead end. A sign on the wall that says "If you're reading this, you're a DUMBASS!!!"
Or one that says in big bold letters.... Please wait here to be admitted.... If someone hasn't helped you after 4 minutes... please float to the surface unconscious.
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Old Mar 1st, 06, 12:53 PM
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LMFAO
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