I tell ya what, mudtramp president, mike vp, bootlegger dept of transportation, fishmstr homeland security, razorbak75 sec. of defense, and i'll take the IRS. hows that sound there's room for more if anybody wants it.
I tell ya what, mudtramp president, mike vp, bootlegger dept of transportation, fishmstr homeland security, razorbak75 sec. of defense, and i'll take the IRS. hows that sound there's room for more if anybody wants it.
I tell ya what, mudtramp president, mike vp, bootlegger dept of transportation, fishmstr homeland security, razorbak75 sec. of defense, and i'll take the IRS. hows that sound there's room for more if anybody wants it.
Now wait just a doggon minute!
I don't see my name anywhere in that list... and I consider myself fairly important (just ask me).
So....
mudtramp president, mike vp, bootlegger dept of transportation, fishmstr homeland security, razorbak75 sec. of defense, and i'll take the IRS. And Ccrane as head of I.N.S., border patrol, and the railroad commission.
As head of the I.N.S. I will round em all up, and ship the willing home... those who resist target practice.
As head of the border patrol, I will install 20-mm turrets every 20ft. along the southern border (seriously doubt I'd have to pay anybody to man them)
And as head of the railroad commission, I will bring oil & gas prices back down to the $.99 per gallon where they should be.... razorbak75 can bomb the hell out of em if they don't like it.
I don't see my name anywhere in that list... and I consider myself fairly important (just ask me).
So....
mudtramp president, mike vp, bootlegger dept of transportation, fishmstr homeland security, razorbak75 sec. of defense, and i'll take the IRS. And Ccrane as head of I.N.S., border patrol, and the railroad commission.
As head of the I.N.S. I will round em all up, and ship the willing home... those who resist target practice.
As head of the border patrol, I will install 20-mm turrets every 20ft. along the southern border (seriously doubt I'd have to pay anybody to man them)
And as head of the railroad commission, I will bring oil & gas prices back down to the $.99 per gallon where they should be.... razorbak75 can bomb the hell out of em if they don't like it.
As head of Homeland Security we would start by NOT giving people a hard time getting on a plane all because their kid had a 1/2 inch long GI Goe plastic gun. Secondly we would round up all the muslims and ship their sorry asses to back to Mecca where they can pray all they want. Those who don't want to go will be turned over to INS for target practice. And since INS will finally be doing their job I will not need to worry about the borders and will begin cleaning up our drug streets by turning all the drug dealers no matter how small to the INS for target practice. Secondly I would take everyone in America who cannot speak english and force them to learn it at their own expense. If they fail to learn english in one year they will be turned over to INS for target practice. And I would have all liberals turned over to the INS for target practice, any who survive will be shipped to our southern border to test the mini-guns posted down there. Oh I have lots more ideas but not enough time right now. The INS is calling, apparantly they are in need of some targets so I need to go round some up for them.