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| I can be a whore like Bill if this happens?  | | | | Jul 12th, 08, 11:42 AM | | Almighty Supercook Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Key West
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| I don't really think you want me as president....you know things might actually get done that way! 
No really.....seriously, I would never EVEN want that job
Bama....I think you need to run, whatcha think? | | | | Jul 14th, 08, 09:28 AM | | Poor White Boy Join Date: May 2008 Location: south of the mason/dixon line
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| iF YA WIN CAN I BE OVER IMIGRATION. i ONLY NEED A WEEK. | | | | Jul 14th, 08, 03:26 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas
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Originally Posted by GTAYLOR  iF YA WIN CAN I BE OVER IMIGRATION. i ONLY NEED A WEEK.
Oh HELLLL NO, I want that job. | | | | Jul 14th, 08, 08:01 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Millington, Tn
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Originally Posted by Fishmstr Oh HELLLL NO, I want that job. Me too. I will just help. | | | | Jul 14th, 08, 08:04 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Millington, Tn
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Originally Posted by Mudtramp I don't really think you want me as president....you know things might actually get done that way!
No really.....seriously, I would never EVEN want that job
Bama....I think you need to run, whatcha think? I would vote for you Mudtramp | | | | Jul 14th, 08, 09:55 PM | | Poor White Boy Join Date: May 2008 Location: south of the mason/dixon line
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| I tell ya what, mudtramp president, mike vp, bootlegger dept of transportation, fishmstr homeland security, razorbak75 sec. of defense, and i'll take the IRS. hows that sound there's room for more if anybody wants it. | | | | Jul 15th, 08, 12:19 AM | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Millington, Tn
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Originally Posted by GTAYLOR I tell ya what, mudtramp president, mike vp, bootlegger dept of transportation, fishmstr homeland security, razorbak75 sec. of defense, and i'll take the IRS. hows that sound there's room for more if anybody wants it.
YES I like that.  | | | | Jul 15th, 08, 12:41 AM | | Beer Wagon Driver STAFF Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: DFW, Tx.
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Originally Posted by GTAYLOR I tell ya what, mudtramp president, mike vp, bootlegger dept of transportation, fishmstr homeland security, razorbak75 sec. of defense, and i'll take the IRS. hows that sound there's room for more if anybody wants it. Now wait just a doggon minute!
I don't see my name anywhere in that list... and I consider myself fairly important (just ask me).
So.... mudtramp president, mike vp, bootlegger dept of transportation, fishmstr homeland security, razorbak75 sec. of defense, and i'll take the IRS. And Ccrane as head of I.N.S., border patrol, and the railroad commission.
As head of the I.N.S. I will round em all up, and ship the willing home... those who resist target practice.
As head of the border patrol, I will install 20-mm turrets every 20ft. along the southern border (seriously doubt I'd have to pay anybody to man them)
And as head of the railroad commission, I will bring oil & gas prices back down to the $.99 per gallon where they should be.... razorbak75 can bomb the hell out of em if they don't like it.
I think I'm gonna like this political stuff!
| | | | Jul 15th, 08, 12:57 AM | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Millington, Tn
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| | | | | Jul 15th, 08, 05:37 AM | | Mudpuddlin' Darlin' STAFF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: AR
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Originally Posted by razorbak75 I would vote for you Mudtramp 
Famous last words   | | | | Jul 15th, 08, 06:58 AM | | Almighty Supercook Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Key West
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| I wouldn't vote for a woman president. Every month we'd have 1 week wars. 
Just messin with ya MT. | | | | Jul 15th, 08, 08:02 AM | | Super Moderator STAFF Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: moulton,alabama
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Originally Posted by Ccrane Now wait just a doggon minute!
I don't see my name anywhere in that list... and I consider myself fairly important (just ask me).
So.... mudtramp president, mike vp, bootlegger dept of transportation, fishmstr homeland security, razorbak75 sec. of defense, and i'll take the IRS. And Ccrane as head of I.N.S., border patrol, and the railroad commission.
As head of the I.N.S. I will round em all up, and ship the willing home... those who resist target practice.
As head of the border patrol, I will install 20-mm turrets every 20ft. along the southern border (seriously doubt I'd have to pay anybody to man them)
And as head of the railroad commission, I will bring oil & gas prices back down to the $.99 per gallon where they should be.... razorbak75 can bomb the hell out of em if they don't like it.
I think I'm gonna like this political stuff!
where do i fit in???????????  armed limo driver. | | | | Jul 15th, 08, 08:35 AM | | Poor White Boy Join Date: May 2008 Location: south of the mason/dixon line
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| BAMA YOU SHOULD BE OVER THE CIA AND FBI, CCRANE i THINK YOU GOTTA GOOD PLAN. MUDDINCOASTIE I THINK YOU HEADN TO IRAQ. | | | | Jul 15th, 08, 01:23 PM | | Super Moderator STAFF Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: moulton,alabama
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| YEAH, sounds like a plan. tell one tell all writein Mudtramp on the ballots.  | | | | Jul 15th, 08, 09:33 PM | | Beer Wagon Driver STAFF Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: DFW, Tx.
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Originally Posted by bamajeepjunkie where do i fit in??????????? armed limo driver. Hmmm...
An armed Jeep Limo with 33" Swampers, 6" lift, gobs of ground clearance, and a 20-mm turret mount on top... would that make it worth your while Bama?  | | | | Jul 16th, 08, 07:49 AM | | Super Moderator STAFF Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: moulton,alabama
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Originally Posted by Ccrane Hmmm...
An armed Jeep Limo with 33" Swampers, 6" lift, gobs of ground clearance, and a 20-mm turret mount on top... would that make it worth your while Bama? OH YEAH,  | | | | Jul 16th, 08, 12:24 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas
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| As head of Homeland Security we would start by NOT giving people a hard time getting on a plane all because their kid had a 1/2 inch long GI Goe plastic gun. Secondly we would round up all the muslims and ship their sorry asses to back to Mecca where they can pray all they want. Those who don't want to go will be turned over to INS for target practice. And since INS will finally be doing their job I will not need to worry about the borders and will begin cleaning up our drug streets by turning all the drug dealers no matter how small to the INS for target practice. Secondly I would take everyone in America who cannot speak english and force them to learn it at their own expense. If they fail to learn english in one year they will be turned over to INS for target practice. And I would have all liberals turned over to the INS for target practice, any who survive will be shipped to our southern border to test the mini-guns posted down there. Oh I have lots more ideas but not enough time right now. The INS is calling, apparantly they are in need of some targets so I need to go round some up for them. | | | |
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