I am establishing this thread in honor of our respected charter member MuddinCoastie! His theory about how "idiots" should be dealt with has prompted me to start a thread where everybody can get thier frustrations out against anybody and everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was the quote that caught us ALL off-guard:
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I say hang him by his toes, shove a funnel up his ass and dump hot chicken noodle soup into it untill he gets the idea.
Everybody join in this thread and tell us who in your life is most "in need" of this treatment.
Actual names aren't necessary, just give us a brief description of how they are related to you.... and reasons why they deserve the "Hot Chicken Noodle Soup" treatment.
You need not know the offender personally, it can be a public official, village idiot, actor, actress, musician, comedian, etc. Just TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!!
Note: This is all in fun, but DANGIT!!! There are just some folks out there that REALLY need this!!!!
Have Fun! and Ride Safe,
Chuck
Once this thread has run it's course, the admins and staff will get together and figure out something for the winner.... perhaps an email to the most eligible recipient from an admin letting them know they've been nominated for such an "Esteamed Honor" ROFLMAO
My old boss.
Simply because she acted like she knew everything but didn't have a clue.
In her brief, less than a year time on my boat, she put us nearly $8000 in the hole. Something that's nearly impossible to to accidently, unless you just have no clue of how to do the paperwork.
More people will be added tomorrow when I'm sober.
And Chuck, thanks. LMAO
LMAO Mike.
Here's another one. This is a group of people though.
People that call in 20 minutes before I start serving the meal, when I'm at my busyiest (sp?) and ask me what we're serving for that meal, instead of walking the 2 minutes over and reading the damned menu.
how about folks that owe you / that you once owed and they hounded you about it, but when the shoe is on the foot, they say i'll get it to you when i can. if they help you out one time you owe them for life, they forget the 30 times you helped them out
People with different beliefs than myself that think it's their job to make me believe what they believe.
Cheers to that. I can relate to that and feel the same way. And some advice for these groups, do not send kids and the elderly to my house, I kinda hate being a dick to them, kinda a little, no wait I like being what I am. Open anothe bottle of old No.7
I think that the Hot Chicken Noodle Soup (complete with vegetables) needs to go for those people on the roads that speed up to get in front of me, whip in and out of the vehicles just ahead of me....all so they can arrive at the red light at the same time I do.
When will they learn
Here's another one. This isn't the only reason though. The other reason was when he made our country look like a bunch of morons when he told the world that he never touched the girl.
You know the type I'm talking about, idiots who think their cockroach infested shanties are perfectly alright and that everybody else should deal with it and like it.
The kind that get WAY too much money per month in rent, and don't want to do anything in return for it.
The type that screw up folks' credit just because they didn't like em or cause they asked for too much.
The type that owns the one next door to me... the bastard.
By the way... I don't like him... LMAO... maybe I should start "The Hot Battery Acid List:"
I designed the fish-hook torture method... it's widely used in third-world countries who don't abide by the Geneva Conventions.
It goes as follows:
Step 1. Ask the fella ONCE nicely for the information you wish to obtain from him, if he does not comply.... go to step 2.
Step 2. Throw the fella in a water-filled tank with bars across the top and gradually bring the water temperature down to the limit at which hypothermia takes ahold.
Step 3. Ask the fella ONCE more for the information you wish to obtain from him, if he does not comply go to step 4.
Step 4. Make him watch 18 straight hours of Geraldo, followed by the entire first season of the Ellen Degenerate show.
Step 5. Ask the fella ONCE more for the information you wish to obtain from him, if he does not comply... go to step 6.
Step 6. Hang him from the ceiling by 100 lb. test fishing line and large dull fish hooks. Pierced through select parts of the body, but concentrating the most of the weight to the ones through his ears, nose, and scrotum. Leave him there for 30 minutes...... and leave Ellen Degenerate playing in the background.
Step 7. Ask him ONCE more for the information you wish to obtain from him, if he does not comply.... SHOOT HIM.
Can we add people at the grocery store that don't bring enough money and then want the cashier to take stuff of their bill. It always happens when I have 1-2 items and am in a hurry.
I want to add telemarketers,I know they are just trying to make a living but DAMN.DO they have to call so much,and it only seems like they call when its early in the morning,that is the very worst time to call me.I had one call my house early as hell yesterday morning,after about 10 seconds he hung up on me.
