May 5th Red Creek Bikini Contest

Big party May 5th weekend at Red Creek Offroad in Perkingston, Ms. Gonna be free crawfish and bikini contest. Also a mud bog, but who cares about that. Did I mention party, bikinis, and crawfish?

DANGIT CHAD!!!!

I thought you meant Red Creek here in Texas (Jacksonville)... (yeah, we got one too)

Got me all hot and bothered.....



I guess I'm gonna have to break down and organize a ride.... can we say "Wet-T-Shirt Contest"


And what is a party like that without a few other mandatory events:

The Belching contest - This one's great.
The Larry The Cable Guy look-alike contest - That should be interesting.


We'll have our own lil show and shine contest... the winner will get a case of beer and bragging rights (and probably a few new best friends)


Oh... and everybody bring all the neat camping gear and stuff you've built for your ATV's.... that would be interesting.



But first and foremost... ATV's and Wet-T-Shirts... the rest is negotiable.

Beer and mud and I'm happy.
Of course, I'm also very easy.

LMAO... we can tell.

So how's the little one comin along MC?

So far so good. Wife's got over the morning sickness, but now she's even more moody. It's a real pain in the ass, but It's worth it. I'm excited and scared as hell all at the same time.
How's the Rhino doin?

Well, glad to hear that she's doin better... that mornin sickness is BAD.

You'll be a great dad, just don't forget the important things - (found the lil one a quad yet?)

Rhino seems to be aight, everybody loves the air horns... I think maybe I'm startin to relax on the "what can I buy for it next" state of mind.

Kid arrives and gets old enough to ride... we'll have to finally get together for a ride somewhere.

We sure need to all get together one day. Not sure if any park is ready for that. You start mixing the mudbog crew and the underground crew and clothes are sure to get lost. Not to mention that Miller Lite stocks will soar.

Chad is gonna be our first contestant

I think we are gonna have a Team Shotgun challenge at Red creek. Time for these other clubs to step up. Surely they can out drink a man in a pink rhino!

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