Humorous ATV jokes, pictures, stories, etc...

You know You're in a Redneck Church if...
a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel drive ATV because " It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of "

"Get it there anyway you can"...LOL

That has to be Redneck or Kilgore in that car.

GOT THE 84's poking out...girls know what iam about, 4-wheeler on top, makes the tramps drop, iam out this beotch

Wow...Redneck...now we know who our Mudbog poet is going to be...

Somewhere in that quote is something derogatory against me, but I just can't pinpoint it...LMAO
I guess I'm gonna have to drop to my knees and pray for the answer..LMAO

we can work something out..knees and pray for what?

ROFL.... I have that pic on my computer too... that's some good stuff there.

I have a few more somewhere else I'll try to post on here of some goofy stuff loaded onto trucks and trailers.... (heck... some of my loads have made people laugh in the past)

This one trip to Mudnats....
LOL

Use your imagination....LMAO

"me" ...lol

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Mud Monster.jpg (23.3 KB, 9 views)

i heard you were pretty than that! must have been a rumor

someone been lying to ya...I match that picture, especially in the morning...LOL, well except I'm blonde not purple headed...lol

Looks like me before my morning coffee and cig. LOL

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A Dart Board to hang in the shop to help make those next 4-wheeling decisions...

Who said Polaris ain't got no balls.....

LMAO... now that's funny right there.

I just don't want to be around when that dude breaks out the pressure washer after a ride.... YOUCH.

I would hit the replace part of the dart board everytime....LOL

I love dirt lol. That atv on the car is crazy.

Why dont you ride with your wife?


A man who was crossing the road on his four wheeler had bad timing and got stopped by a police officer who happened to be passing by at that time. The following exchange takes place .....

The man says: What's the problem officer?

Officer: You were tresspassing on government land there.

Man: Sorry sir. I thought that was still my uncle's property sir.

Wife: Oh, Harry. Your told me that was government land!

(Man gives his wife a dirty look)

Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for no license plate.

Man: No license plate? Oh my, I think it must have fell of back on the trail.

Wife: Oh, Harry, you've known about that for a year.

[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]

Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your helmet.

Man: Oh, we just took them off to take a break here by the road so we can have a smoke.

Wife: Oh, Harry, we don't smoke.

Man: turns to his wife and yells - "Shut your **** mouth!"

Officer turns to the woman and asks: "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

Wife: No, only when he's been drinking."

A few deer hunters would always ride thier four wheelers to the bar after thier evening hunt...One night a police officer was staking out the bar for these guys for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a deer hunter tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, then try his keys in five different four wheelers before he found his. He sat on his four wheeler fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. All the other deer hunters left the bar and rode off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him by the trail entrance behind the bar. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.00. The puzzle officer demanded to know how that could be. The deer hunter replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

A Rhino full deer hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmer's yard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt on his land. The old farmer said, "Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor? That old mule over there is 20 years old and sick with cancer, but I don't have the heart to kill her. Would you do it for me? The hunter said, "Sure" and headed for the car.

Walking back, however, he decided to pull a trick on his deer hunting buddies. He got into the Rhino and when they asked if the farmer said it was OK, he said, "No, we can't hunt here, but I'm going to teach that old cuss a lesson." With that, he stuck his rifle out and blasted the mule. Then he exclaimed, "There, that will teach him!" A second shot rang out from the passenger side and one of his deer hunting buddies shouted, "I got his cow, lets get out of here!!!"

Polaris Poem...

of all the quads
we see on the trail
there is only one
most likely to fail


it isnt the yame
the cat or the kawi
the name is polaris
and they dont have a clue


for years and years
thier quads never changed
it got pretty sad
like the dog with the mange


the other three brands
are new and improved
polaris changed one thing
thier plastics have improved


thier motors are weak
thier suspension a joke
by the end of the season
thier owners are broke


the clutter with dirt
with pieces and parts
the people who ridet hem
are mostly old farts


when will they get it
thier quads are outdated
the 500 H.O. is a slug
and way over rated


for those who bought one
there is no need to panic
just open the phone book
and find a mechanic


when the snow clears
dont try to scare us
u dont have a chance
if u ride a polaris

I'll get you Scrib.....and you're little dog too.....................

Now here's the truth about Polaris:

Polaris, The Way Out
Written By Pete Bassick

Muddy woodland trail
Powder piled high Blue water
along the shoreline
Black asphalt against the sky

Climb aboard your passion
Let your worries slide
The world is your playground
Polaris is your ride.

The Way Out leads to freedom
Down trails lined with trees
It’s a life of working hard
Then doing, what you please

There are a thousand ways to get there
A million roads to try
Your boots might be for walking
But your soul, would rather ride.

Now rules are made for those
Who live life by the book
They read about adventure
You go out and take a look.

When the trail calls out to you
And the waters open wide
The Way Out is the voice that whispers,
Com on let’s take a ride.

You know it’s more than just a motto
It’s being who you are
The Way Out is your compass
And Polaris is your star.

Asphalt, water, dirt and snow
All take you where you want to go
It’s a place not hard to find
When Freedom, is your state of mind.

The way out is a passion
A fire deep inside
It’s a promise to yourself
That you will always