Signs You Might Be a Serious ATV'er

* Your email address refers to your ATV rather than to you.
* You buy new parts because you don't know where you put the spares.
* You look at the purchase of tools as a long term investment
* Your garage holds more ATV's than your house has bedrooms.
* You talk to other ATV's on the trails, calling them by the mfr's name.
* You give out ATV parts Wholesaler's number when a friend asks for the best hardware store.
* You hate long distance driving, but you will gladly drive 800 miles to the trail.
* You can remember how to get to every trail you've ever been on but get lost going to your in-laws.
* Your ATV no longer fits in the garage.
* ATV'ers behind you can see the ATV in front of you by looking under your ATV.
* The vacation pictures are all off-road.
* You look at other ATV's and think to yourself, "I can crawl over that".
* When someone mentions "EXTREME", your eyes light up!

hahaha wheres the meetings at? i think iam serverly ADDICTED

Yeh...I figured all of these would fit you....LOL
Meetings...1-800-REDNECK

damn phones been ringing off the hook since you gave my number out..

That's why I got a busy signal...LOL

You forgot one.
You get a divorce so you can go buy more ATV stuff without hearing your wife nag.
LMAO

MC....nag, nag, nag...that's all you ever do when talking about the wives nagging....LMAO!

You think I'd talk to HER about it? LOL
She really is the best thing that's ever happened to me. She drives me nuts, I drive her nuts, but she keeps me in line. I'm alot better off with her than I was before I knew her. LOL

Ahhhhhhh....That's so sweet. Never let the good ones go...They are far and few between! And yes, we wives have to keep ya'll husbands in line and vice-versa. Sometimes we might overstep our bounds....well maybe just a teeny-weeny, minute, little bit....but we love you guys.....LOL

LMAO MT
She keeps me very well in line. Except for the smoking and drinking. But she's working on the smoking.

Sometimes it's very hard to quit a nasty habit...I don't smoke so I don't know how hard it really is, but kudos to her for trying and staying on ya, but I do drink and don't care to stop at the moment...that's what keeps me from killing Mike and keeping me sane....LMAO

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I know I need to quit. She used to smoke to. She was able to just stop one day. I have till Dec. 1 to smoke. Then I gotta quit. I hope I can this time. Bad thing is, I enjoy smoking, just not what it does to me.

I know what ya mean...alcohol isn't good for us either, but we like it...like the taste (not just the effect, (well a little))
Best of luck in trying to quit...just think if you quit smoking, you will still have your drinking...Good thing? Not sure, but it's the best I got...LOL

LOL Works for me.
And, the wife will have one less thing to nag about. LMAO

ROFLMAO

Either way, I come out a winner.

You got that right...In our eyes, you guys are always winners....for better or for worst right?....LOL

Yep. She never ceases to amaze me. At least when it comes to her loving me. LMAO

I'm startin to cry....For some reason, I have the urge to go buy a Hallmark card...LMAO

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Sory Mike.

Hello, my name is Chuck... and I think I have a problem.....LMAO

No comment....ROFLMAO

Now why you going to call me out like that....LMFAO

I thought it sounded pretty close to you to. LOL

Here are a few more "Signs that you are a serious addicted ATV'er".....

*You're riding your quad around the christmas tree instead of having a train set
*You make sand dunes out of your sugar, before you put it into your cereal
*When you ride your wife and call out the name "Polaris" (or whatever brand you drive)
*Your woman says to you "lets get dirty" and you grab your helmet!!!
*When all you get for Christmas are tools that you need for your bikes and gift certificates to the local ATV store
*You sit in class and everyone stares at you because you are making quad sounds
*You wash your quad more than you wash yourself
*You've never taken a family vacation that was not quad related
*When your friends start calling you by the name of your quad
*When you play around in your cat's liter box with toy ATV's

When you are behind on your power bill, but somehow find money for new tires!

Exactly!! lmao.

Or skimp on your car payment to pay for the new quad

Or, when you ride almost everyday...

Check your child out of school to go to mud bogs. Or write sick excuses because you went to a bog.