Santa Does Ride a Polaris

I know it's not anywhere near Christmas, but I found this and thought it was great!

Quote:
Twas the night before christmas ,
and all through the shop .
Not a machine was running,
the phone even stopped .

My tools were scattered ,
all about on the floor .
Between the cardboard boxes ,
I had a path to the door .

Down the hallway I walked ,
and with a flick of key .
I locked the place down ,
for tonight I was free .

As I walked to my home ,
a sound I did here .
It was up in the sky ,
and it was not a reindeer .

It was a worn out old two-stroke ,
jetted lean on the main .
The guy who was running it ,
must have been half insane .

The engine was pinging ,
all the RPM's he did squeeze .
" Easy there dude ,
That things going to seize !!"

Just as I thought this ,
the motor did blow .
Downward circles he spun ,
til he crashed in the snow .

I ran out to greet him ,
it was a heck of a crash .
He got up rather easy ,
although the front bumper was trash .

Politely I said ,
"can I help you I'm Rick "
He replied in in an instant ,
"Yes please , I'm St. Nick "

"The reindeer are home tonight ,
the folks at PETA said no .
They said it's far to cruel ,
to put a deer in the snow. "

"So I picked up a '95 scrambler,
for five hundred bucks .
The owner was late on his payments
on his new pick-up truck . "

"So quad I did hook,
to the front of my sleigh.
POS Polaris ,
it didn't make it half way !"

Upset at it he was,
he was still a jolly old elf .
His round little belly ,
kind of reminded me of myself.

To what was left of his bumper,
I hooked on a chain.
I towed him back to my shop ,
Then the radiator I drained .

Off with the head,
and off with the jug.
A thick coat of aluminum ,
was melted on to his plug .

Quickly did I bore,
and then hone the jug .
I installed a 280 mainjet ,
and the 17 millimeter plug .

A brand new wiseco piston ,
and new gaskets too .
Back together went the motor ,
as he watched and drank my brew .

I pulled the rope starter ,
cause the button didn't work .
The motor fired up and idled ,
at a nice little perk .

We rolled it out side ,
hooked back onto his sleigh .
In the blink of an eye,
he was back on his way .

And I yelled to him ,
as he rode out of sight .
'BREAK IT IN EASY !!
IT'S BORED KIND OF TIGHT !!!! '

And like most of them it had to be rebuilt to get any kind of work done...LOL

Hey, no trashin my Popo now...LMAO
Remember mine's got the one with the Red Nose....and it might not come to your house this year...LOL

Well he never does anyway....this year wont be any diff...LMAO

LMAO...
Santa and I are pretty close...do ya want me to have a talk with him?

No way...if he comes then I know I have to spend money....LMAO

The Popo was probably the only one that would even start and run after sitting outside in the north pole. LOL

AMEN to that!....LMAO

Polaris, the cadilac of ATV's.

Amen. Hallelujah. Praise the Polaris!
MC..Couldn't have said it better myself. You are a wise man.....

Yes I am. Now would you please let my wife know that? LMAO

I can see MC's head getting bigger from here....LMAO

Wife, please know that good 'ole MC is a very wise man....
MC, was that good?

I don't think she heard you!..

She heard you, but doesn't believe it.
(yeah, I forgot all about this thread lol)

Shame on you MC!....punishment: 40 lashes with a wet noodle

Santa still rides a Polaris!

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Ride Safe,

Chuck

I have to agree. Praise the Polaris!!!