 |  | | Apr 1st, 07, 10:44 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Royse City, Texas
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| THE CREATION OF A MONSTER!!!! OK,So heres the thing. Went to Red River over the weekend with the Cranes and another couple that I work with. This trip was a bring your wife/girlfriend kind of trip. So I brought my wife.
A little back ground about my wife and her ATV abilities:
SHE CAN BACK IT IN AND OUT OF THE GARAGE, SHE WON'T EVEN PUT IT ON THE TRAILER.
But that was before this trip.
We had not even hit the trails yet and we had already sunk a Rhino to the floor boards and fliped a Polaris 500 H.O. So my wifes nevers were already on edge. But once we did hit our first trail and go over the first of many major obsticles my wife had come into her own. Before I knew it she was crossing the river, climbing rocks, mudding and many other things. This may not seem like a very big deal to most, but to me it is a very big deal.
And I have many pics as proof of the things that she was doing. She was climbing hills that would make most peoples toes curl up. I will get the pics posting as soon as I can. | | |  | Apr 1st, 07, 10:47 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Jersey
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| Congrats to your wife! Its always good to hear about another woman joining the ranks! | | |  | Apr 1st, 07, 10:55 PM | | Super Moderator STAFF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida
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| Sounds like my house lastnight.Had alot of people over here and a few of the girls here never driven a four wheeler.Well needless to say after the first run through the farm they are pros now.One guy was so happy that he gave his bike to his wife and now he is going to buy another one so they can ride together.It is good and fun to get everyone in this sport.Glad she had a good time | | |  | Apr 1st, 07, 10:58 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Jersey
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| hopefully with more women riding theyll have more riding gear available soon. the selection is minimal  | | |  | Apr 1st, 07, 11:02 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: L.A. (Lower Alabama0
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| Go to offroadgirls.com there is some stuff there. Oh and I love riding but ya'll know that . Tell your wife I said that she who spends the most money on her ride wins!!!!Show her ebay and the mods for her bike and she WILL be hooked!  | | |  | Apr 1st, 07, 11:06 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Jersey
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| thor and fox are starting to make nice womans gear but it still isnt a great selection (compared to mens). Itll be nice when the companies realize that woman like to look good while kicking man rump on the trail | | |  | Apr 1st, 07, 11:40 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: L.A. (Lower Alabama0
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| ^^^^I hear ya!  | | |  | Apr 2nd, 07, 10:05 AM | | Hi! STAFF Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Lower Arkansas
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| The more muddy women, the better.  | | |  | Apr 2nd, 07, 10:20 AM | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Royse City, Texas
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| I LIKE DIRTY GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!! | | |  | Apr 2nd, 07, 01:57 PM | | Mudpuddlin' Darlin' STAFF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: AR
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|  I knew she would love it bigdaddynate...especially out at RRMT. I remember when that happened to me. (Of course I think there's some people that wish it hadn't  ) Biggest 'rush' I've ever had!
Can't wait to meet you guys
Now you need to get her signed up on the site  | | |  | Apr 2nd, 07, 02:39 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Royse City, Texas
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by Mudtramp
Now you need to get her signed up on the site  Ya, I told her last night she is an offical redneck mudbogger and she needs to get signed up. | | |  | Apr 2nd, 07, 06:05 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Jersey
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| Mud = good mmmmm....tasty. | | |  | Apr 2nd, 07, 06:09 PM | | Almighty Supercook Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Key West
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| Muddy women make me horney.
Now put a muddy woman in a cowboy hat, bikini top, Daisy Dukes and some cowboy boots and oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh DDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!. Oh crap, can somebody please hand me a kleenex? Better make it the whole box please. LMAO | | |  | Apr 2nd, 07, 06:43 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: L.A. (Lower Alabama0
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by MuddinCoastie Muddy women make me horney.
Now put a muddy woman in a cowboy hat, bikini top, Daisy Dukes and some cowboy boots and oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh DDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!. Oh crap, can somebody please hand me a kleenex? Better make it the whole box please. LMAO  | | |  | Apr 2nd, 07, 10:08 PM | | Super Moderator STAFF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida
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| DennisKirk - Home page sells clothes for girls | | |  | Apr 2nd, 07, 11:08 PM | | Beer Wagon Driver STAFF Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: DFW, Tx.
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| ROFLMAO.... Girls + mudding + riding gear = white t-shirt + hip-waders.
nuff said.
ROFLMAO... if it keeps a book out of their hands, it's worth it.
We'll have to go somewhere we can ride at night sometime, night rides have a way of finding a couple stuck in the woods....  | | |  | Apr 3rd, 07, 10:06 AM | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Royse City, Texas
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| Once again, I had a blast riding at RRMT. I has to be one of the best places that I have ever ridden. And yes my wife did bring books in case she did not like the riding. But to my delite the books never left the truck. And as a matter of fact, close to the end of the weekend my wife informed me that if I could do it so could she. Looking forward to the next trip. | | |  | Apr 3rd, 07, 09:31 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Jersey
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| gatta get her into atv magazines.....thats acceptable reading | | |  | Apr 5th, 07, 12:24 AM | | Beer Wagon Driver STAFF Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: DFW, Tx.
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| Next time she goes to read something... stick the quad owner's manual in her hands.... who knows, she might teach US a few things!  | | |  | Apr 5th, 07, 07:02 AM | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Jersey
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| LOL....well considering we know guys NEVER read ANY manual its probably a pretty fair guess that she will! | | |  | Apr 5th, 07, 11:44 AM | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Royse City, Texas
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| Hell, I could not even tell you were my owners manual is at. | | |  | Apr 5th, 07, 12:45 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Jersey
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| mines in my atv filing with my bills. | | |  | Apr 5th, 07, 11:15 PM | | Beer Wagon Driver STAFF Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: DFW, Tx.
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| Mine are in a sealed bag in the toolbox on my gooseneck... all tidy, neat, dry, and un-opened.  | | |  | Apr 5th, 07, 11:16 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Jersey
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| | | |  | Apr 5th, 07, 11:41 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Royse City, Texas
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| All in need are the keys and plenty of gas!!!! | | |  | Apr 5th, 07, 11:43 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Jersey
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| bah....trade the keys for some alcohol....and the gas for some alcohol....ALL SET | | |  | Apr 5th, 07, 11:46 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Royse City, Texas
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| Crane, we are going to have the chance to break in another NEWBIE. Slicks wife will be joining us during the Memorial weekend. | | |  | Apr 5th, 07, 11:49 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Jersey
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| heehee...woman riders will soon take over the world! HAHAHAHA (thats my evil laugh if you cant tell) | | |  | Apr 5th, 07, 11:54 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Royse City, Texas
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| No they won't take over the world. They still need us to pull the trailer with the bikes on them. Oh and Crane I am disappointed that you have not made a comment about my quote!!!!!!! | | |  | Apr 5th, 07, 11:55 PM | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Jersey
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| LOL...see tahts where we have you fooled...we dont NEED you to put the atv on the trailer....we just dont want to...LOL | | |  | |